Score: 7

"Not bad at all."

submission: Vein Clearance

date: March 28, 2009

Pretty good little game, good for killing a few minutes although the upgrades side of it was a little confusing. I wasn't 100% sure when i'd actually bought things.

I think you've created a timeless character in Biology Man. You could work with anti drug campaigners "Biology Man wants to help You clean up your veins!" it writes itself.

Score: 9

"A good game actually."

submission: Aireas

date: March 28, 2009

Nice little game, well packaged, with some good features. I mainly wanted to review this though because I think the reviewer below me is being extremely unfair to this game. Who cares how many games like this you've seen, why not judge this one on its own merit?

Score: 6

"Buggy, but has potential."

submission: Attack of the Dead

date: March 25, 2009

There are some REALLY big errors in this game, for instance you seem to be only able to use the pistol? The reloading is ridiculously slow. You like to think a soldier in this situation would maybe be a bit more focused when it came to keeping bullets in his gun! It was confusing on the upgrades menu how when I upgraded the "headshot bonus" to max, the next time round i could upgrade it again and the bar had gone back to zero.
I don't like that when the enemies die they simply disappear. I understand that corpses means lag, but they could at least fall down!

On the whole though, not a bad effort. Have another go at it and it could be something fun. I hope this helps.

Score: 10

"Ho Hooo!"

submission: Prostitute Mickey

date: March 17, 2009

A Fantasian sounds HOT! Brilliant, I loved every second. Great work.

Score: 2

"Dire."

submission: Penguin Ice Breaker

date: March 10, 2009

Please 123bees give it up with these twee little games. This was just awful. I got bored after about ten seconds. The animation was jerky and the level design was fairly dull. Not even a penguin armed with a hammer was enough to save this dross!

Score: 10

"Um...."

submission: I Swear To God

date: February 27, 2009

Anyone else get a boner?

Score: 2

"Good idea, but doesn't work."

submission: Peresvet Battle

date: February 9, 2009

I like the style and the gameplay even if it is nothing groundbreaking, but it would be good for a few minutes. If of course it worked! You cannot kill the enemies in the foreground?! Fix it please.

Score: 8

"Much better now you can actually play it."

submission: Jump_or_Die

date: February 3, 2009

A simple little game that's good for killing a few minutes. It takes some kinda twisted genius to combine skipping and execution haha.
On the whole, good job.

Score: 10

"Very funny..."

submission: AVGM

date: February 2, 2009

Hahaha great way to illustrate how gamers will keep goin with something for even the smallest and most pointless reason.
When I finished I felt so dirty and worthless, like everyone was laughing at me and judging me....Almost like i'd been raped....Oh, but I did have a huuuuge boner, so it's cool.
Great work guys.

Score: 10

"Excellent."

submission: Bars of Black and White

date: February 1, 2009

I love this game. It has a really sinister feel to it. It'd be a huge cliche I know, but I was sure someone was going to pop up at the peep hole when I was fleeing the apartment.
Really great job.
10/10
5/5