TaradinoCassatt's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[AirDrop]

A great little game

I love this. A simple, yet fun idea, packaged beautifully. Genuinely challenging and easy to pick up for a few minutes and put down again. Great job.

finefin responds:

thanks! ^ - ^

[Epics of Distant Realm]

You're joking right?

Surely there was a point when you were making this you thought "Hmm, this is just the same three enemies in the same cave over and over again. Maybe I should add something to this."

I'm ashamed to say that I actually played through the twenty cut and paste caves to see what sort of closure I could take away from it. But wait! The evil empress has made copies of herself...Who knew?! That is such a shameless, paper thin excuse to keep the train wreck rolling.

Graphically it wasn't bad, the 3d environments were pretty well designed (if a little samey!) and I thought it was odd that the town seemed completely devoid of other life. Who kept pinning new ads on the town noticeboard hmmm?
Generally if I don't like something I don't review it, but I had to make an exception in this case as there are just so many glaring flaws in it!

Please have another go at this, I really think this could be good, just take your time with it and flesh it out a LOT more.

[HTF:Dynamite]

Broke my browser?!

Nothing special really, just another "keepie-up" game with some typical HTF gory fun, but not much else really. Might kill a couple of minutes.
When I quit it fucked my browser up and had to ctrl alt del out of it. Bug?

[Self Affirmation Machine]

Self Affirmation Machine ruined my life!

Ok, so I was headin out to ask out that chick down the street that apparantly totally digs me. I see her across the street n she notices n starts wavin, naturally I play it cool n pretend I ain't seen her. So anyways I start sidlin across the street to ask her out when BAM! I get hit by a car and spend christmas in hospital with a fractured pelvis and two broken legs. So that's why you only get 8.
I'm not sayin this will happen to you, jus keep an eye out yeah?

[Maverick Arcade]

Gooooosssse!!!!

Before I played I had to put my mirrored aviators and bomber jacket on...Not that that's a point against you. I like it, a nice simple yet clean design and fun to play. Just one thing though.......can I buzz the tower?

[The Majesty of Colors]

Captivating

It's such a simple idea and design, yet it works so well and is really magical. Excellent.

Oh and for C, when the boat comes to drop the mines, just drop them on yourself and it seems to work.

[Flashteroids 3D]

WOW!!

Star fox lives!!!....Well, sort of. This is a REALLY brilliant effort, it's so fun to play! The graphics are excellent and the auto adjust on the quality works really well to keep everything running smoothly without being noticeable. On the whole this is a truly next level flash game and I look forward to seeing more from you in the future. Great job.

[Make A Snowman]

Festive

It made me smile because I couldn't resist giving him a lovely carrot cock. Not a bad effort on the whole.

[Flux.]

Come on!

This is SERIOUSLY in need of some kind of gradual increase in difficulty. It took me a few goes before I even knew what was going on! It would be much better to have it start off slower and gradually get faster, it's just way too fast at the start. A nice simple idea though, sort out the speed and you're golden.

[Swim]

Nice idea

Not quite there yet though, this needs to be developed and generally fleshed out a bit, but on the whole I like what you were going for. One thing did gripe me little though...How come your opponent doesn't have to take breaths?!
Just a couple of ideas : -

- Add more swimmers of different abilities.
- Make the computer guys take breaths.
- You could add upgrades eg. larger total lung capacity, faster breath recovery, faster swimmer etc.

I hope you find these points helpful. I look forward to seeing where you take this.

williamtwq responds:

totally! thanks man my cousin was complaining to me about the ai cheating haha!