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When I think about me, I touch myself.

Age 40, Male

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This seems like a well thought-out and intelligent piece, maybe you should submit it to the New Yorker?

Do you think they'd put one of those witty little illustrations next to it?

I'd expect that next to it they'd put nothing less than a full-spread, AND I MEAN FULL SPREAD

YES!! I can see the headlines now "Global hoy palloy shocked/aroused by full spread balls!" Ah, inane fantasy. You always know how to make me smile.